Can Purell be used as lube?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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