Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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