I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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