whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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