just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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