i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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