You work out of a Hotel?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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