Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He did a backflip because drugs
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