I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
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She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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