A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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