Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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