He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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