New invention idea: vibrating tampons
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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