Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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