About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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