I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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