How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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