can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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