I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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