I wish I could teleport
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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