I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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