i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Pooping to opera.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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