I hate all girls vehemently.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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