THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize