Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
false alarm. still invincible.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
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You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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