i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
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Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
is it fun? or sober?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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