Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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