quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Sorry about my life...
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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