So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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