If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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