Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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