What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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