NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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