sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
dude i'm inner monologue high
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
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My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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