hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I have post one night stand depression
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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