i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
