no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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