somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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