never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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