Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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