we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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