it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
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I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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