Yo dont text me then not text me
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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