She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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