So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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