So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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