Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
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Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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