I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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