to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
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i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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