it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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