So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Randomize
