She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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