The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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